Sunday, August 4, 2019

Happy Birthday Barack Obama!

Hello Mr. President,

A number of us have taken note of your little Jeffery Epstein ruse. The costume is good but far from foolproof. 

I think it's well within the realm of possibility that you are a puppet on the world stage and that he is one of your roles. But my question is: did you also play Tim Ossman who played Osama Bin Laden?

I'm sure you've noticed the growth of the Autohoax movement. It probably doesn't alarm you at a personal level but your script writers are obviously troubled. We've noted the damage control following each of our exposes. 

Anyway, nothing but well wishes here. If you ran in 2020, I'd vote for you just because it would piss of a number of people I don't like. Have a good one.

Tim Ozman,

Infinite Plane Society, Spokesmouth