FLATOBEREST REVIEW. By TIM OZMAN
I'm watching Flatoberfest. :(
I missed Mark Sargent's speech. I heard he put an image of "Mad" Mike Hughes on the screen for a moment, bowed his head in respect, and walked off the stage.
Bob from Globebusters' speech was mostly drowned out by the audience chatter. He managed to silence the assembled group by literally lulling them to sleep. The only part I could hear over the snores was where he stole my arguments against the existence of the International Space Station. Verbatim.
Bob is highly unoriginal if you haven't noticed. Even their logo was stolen from the Ghostbusters movie franchise from which their show name is derived.
Joshua Swift, aka Authentic Intent, a convicted pedophile talked about shutting down public schools and educating the kids at home so that flat earth will become a reality to everybody with the next generation. He also says he'd like to explore the North Pole, which will obviously have to take place when he's off parole in 2028 or so.
Aside from being a sex offender, he is a hypocrite and a narcissist with a savior complex. He missed his calling. Swift would have done great as a Catholic priest. I think it's strange that they'd put him in front of their community. Even the Catholics have figured out that when a sex offender is outed, you have to move them to a new parish.
A lunch break followed the sex offenders' inspirational speech. Everyone ate pizza with the exception of Mark Sargent and Ace Mcloud, who ate hotdogs.
Note: Ryan Stavely remembered Mark eating pizza but everyone else reported seeing him with a hotdog.
OBL performed. ( I don't feel like commenting on the music because I wasn't there. Live music doesn't translate the way they should on Youtube live streams.)
Then Rob Skeeba punished the audience with a three-hour slideshow and monologue all from a narrow Judeo-Christian-Bible-Literalist-Enclosed-Creationist perspective. 911 was mentioned a few times as was the fake moon landings, but nowhere was there talk of crisis actors, psyops, or fake political assassinations which shape the worldview of the multitudes.
Nothing topical. Just a fresh take on old fake news.
This was followed by Twin Serpent. This is an interesting choice of performer to follow a Biblical literalist. (Again, I don't feel like commenting on the music because I wasn't there. Live music doesn't translate the way they should on Youtube live streams.)
It looked like a fun event. I would have attended but the Infinite Plane Society already did Flatoberfest two years ago only it was called FEMA Camp and I'm not into reruns.
Tim Ozman
