MEN HAVING BABIES? MEET BRIAN ACKER OF ONTARIO, #flatearth

Hello,

I want to introduce you to Brian and Brian and their dog Little Brian. They are Flat Earthers, but that's the least interesting thing about them. And if you notice, Brian has more than just a baby bump. He's ready to give birth. They've already given their upcoming non-binary genderfluid non-viable tissue mass a name: Brian Jr:



They live in a beautiful van, down by the river. They met there on a moonlit night while scrounging around in old couches for fallen pocketchange which they saved up in rubber pouches made from spent condoms and sewn together with fishing line.

It was love at first sight. Brian asked Brian if they should replicate. They agreed and it was decided that Brian would have the uterous implanted. But first, to make sure both would make good father-mothers, they adopted a dog for practice, a dog they named Brian.

So before you judge people, ask yourself, isn't love bigger than sanitation and common sense? My friends Brian are proof of this.

Donations to the Ackers can be dropped off in any trash can near the stink side of the river where the dead carp wash up. Have a nice day.


Tim




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