DAVID GOLDFINCH, BRAIN TRANSPLANT SURVIVOR #CBN #JESUS #THANKGOD

Its true! We are happy to report that David is just fine. He has survived his brain transplant. His last one was busted; a congenital defect, but this new one, the brain of a squirrel is more than adequate for the tasks required of this monumental moron.

His boss, Pat Roberson, who also has a squirrel's sized brain, but it's 100% human, had this to say:

"Thank God David survived the brain transplant. We wouldn't want his worthless brother Marcus inheriting all mom's property and spending it on boofables..."



DAVID AND JILL GOLDFINCH:

 

Popular posts from this blog

Mark Sargent Appears as "Fool" In Sportsbet's WEIRD Iphone App Commercial

AYESHA CURRY or HANNAH MONTANA ? #nba #autohoax