DAVID GOLDFINCH, BRAIN TRANSPLANT SURVIVOR #CBN #JESUS #THANKGOD
Its true! We are happy to report that David is just fine. He has survived his brain transplant. His last one was busted; a congenital defect, but this new one, the brain of a squirrel is more than adequate for the tasks required of this monumental moron.
His boss, Pat Roberson, who also has a squirrel's sized brain, but it's 100% human, had this to say:
"Thank God David survived the brain transplant. We wouldn't want his worthless brother Marcus inheriting all mom's property and spending it on boofables..."
DAVID AND JILL GOLDFINCH:
His boss, Pat Roberson, who also has a squirrel's sized brain, but it's 100% human, had this to say:
"Thank God David survived the brain transplant. We wouldn't want his worthless brother Marcus inheriting all mom's property and spending it on boofables..."
DAVID AND JILL GOLDFINCH: