TIM OZMAN

  From The Desk of Tim Ozman 4/30/2022: Furries At Satan's Church   Today is Walpurgis Night, or "witches night", celebrated as the halfway point between the Spring Equinox and the Summer Solstice. So I do expect some kind of psyop commensurate with this holiday.  As with Halloween, this unholy-day is when the veil between the mundane and the supernatural is thin.  Look how much Satan is pervading the present news cycle: Political dirty trickster Roger Stone claims to have seen a “Satanic portal” open up above the White House. Majorie Taylor Green is scapegoating Satan for abortion and illegal immigration, claiming that Satan “controls” the church. Putin is launching Satan2 at Boris Johnson. Google’s Doodle today has Route 66, with a conspicuous six-y G, making a neat G66/ 666. #Satan is trending on Twitter because of all the above and interestingly, today is Witches Night and the 56th anniversary of the Church of Satan, a church openly controlled by Satan. Their lea...

From The Desk of Tim Ozman 4/18/22: Flat Earth Alienates All The Right People   Today, an unsolicited telemarketer called to ask if I wanted to save 60% on a loan to pay off unsecured debt. I asked him if he was boosted because I could hear the guy from the next cubicle coughing and then I asked if knew the Earth was flat. He said, "Have a nice day" and terminated the call with no attempted rebuttals and I've probably been scrubbed from their call list. Now in Mandela Effect News: I was listening to a group of Mandela Effect believers at a conference and it quickly became apparent that this was a spiritual or paranormal explanation for a mundane flaw in recollection and cognition.  They spiritualize their gaslit state of mind rather than recognize they are being proactively duped by its promulgators. The only reason this false explanation for gaslighting gets a pass is people feel sorry for religious people that believe in miracles because they “need to believe” In this s...

 This is a work in progress. I want to do a montage consisting of aspects of John  my stalker for 3+ years:

  To all the Mandela Effected that are mad about my Mandela Effect Debunked book: it is actually true, and all my debunk attempts were intended to throw you off the trail. I know it’s real, as it was communicated to me when I received my share of a family fortune that was delivered into our hands by Ed McMahon and the Publisher’s Clearing House Prize Patrol. My family was made to sign NDA’s, that’s why we don’t talk about it and we downplay our family wealth. I was let in on this when I started experiencing the shifts. When I heard that Ed McMahon never passed these checks out, I felt like I was losing my mind. We all recall the story about how the prize patrol showed up, a big check, balloon, cameras, and it was even featured in the local newspaper.  But then one day, it was all gone. But our money wasn’t.  I was informed that once they signed that non-disclosure agreement we were part of the big club consisting of all those that know the true nature of reality and consp...