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FROM THE DESK OF TIM OZMAN: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" 2/22/2022

I'm expecting Hades on Earth this Tuesday, the twenty-second day of the second month, the twenty-second year of the second millennium, as Pluto returns to the point where it was back in July of 1776. Keep in mind today that Pluto is the same character or entity as Hades, and Hades created the Kraken. The word "Kraken" has been injected steadily into the mass consciousness since the lead-up to the 2020 United States presidential election, along with non-stop references to "crack", from the crack-addict Mike Lindell's attempt at overturning the election, to Hunter Biden's crack usage, up to Hologram-In-Chief-CGI Joe Biden's recent "crack pipe in every pocket" agenda. I suspect this "crack" is a rift in the United States, a cultural and political fault line that will break upon the release of the "Kraken", whatever that happens to be. This morning I saw someone burning on the ground outside the Family Dollar store. He was w...

From The Desk of Tim Ozman 2/19/22: Pluto Returns on Tuesday

Here are a few things to look forward to for this Tuesday, 2/22/2022:  Kanye West is releasing Donda2. The last album release was accompanied by a burning house, a burning Kanye, and occurred on the day where Burning Man festivals were typically performed. 2019 marked the 33rd and final one at Black Rock City, Nevada. 2020's was canceled although an Antifa rioter played the role by setting himself on fire with his own Molotov Cocktail.  We also can look forward to the release of Kelly Weill's book "Off the Edge: Flat a, Conspiracy Culture, and Why People Will Believe Anything". Pluto returns: the planet-not-planet, returns to where it was on July 4th, 1776 when 13 American colonies severed their political connections to Great Britain.  Kelly the Curvert: "Everyone can observe the Earth's curvature over a couple of miles. It only takes a couple of miles for the Earth to curve eight about like feet down, at which point you wouldn't be able to see an ice ska...

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From The Desk Of Tim Ozman: Digging a 60 ft Hole

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  From The Desk Of Tim Ozman: Digging a 60 ft Hole I'm in the process of narrowing my focus. My horoscope said I must choose between digging ten six-feet deep wells or one that is sixty feet deep. I've opted for the single, deep well rather than scattered, shallow efforts. There has been a great deal of progress overall: I have a functioning business model for producing and distributing the print tabloid, our animation team is fully capable of engaging a project---we just need some new scripts, and the Infinite Plane Radio 24-7 live stream goes on despite multiple Youtube channels being shut down in the last week. Issue two of Fake World News is going to print shortly and both issues will be promptly shipped out with tracking information. I will postpone issue three while I recruit another editor and a few more writers. Here is what this 60-foot well looks like to me: Infinite Plane Radio 24/7, live 5 nights per week with open phones and live in the mornings for reviewing news ...